Apparently, you don't want to be a purse snatcher in this neighborhood. People with cars will run you down. And other people in the area will come flying out of the darkness to beat you down after you are run over.
I don't normally use exclamation points!!! or CAPITAL LETTERS in my emails, but there's no other way to express how excited I am about my new promotion.
Here it is: This week only!!! When you buy anything on my menu!! You get a Deli Trio Grilled Sandwich FREE!!! All you have to do is PRINT OUT THIS COUPON and BRING IT IN!
As you may already know, the Deli Trio, like all my Grilled Sandwiches, is made with the finest deli meats! (sorry, I know it's mid-sentence, but "meats" deserves an exclamation point) and cheeses on grilled artisan bread.
Enjoy. (See? I'm calming down. I used a period.)
!!!!!!!!!!, Jack
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Here it is, my first SMS post. Crazy how technology works.
After seeing this:
Techy-Guy-Ted a.k.a. techyted and I got to drive the Ford Fiesta at the Sacramento Auto Show, and both of us had a blast. We were allowed to drive it hard, fast, and wild, just like Jeremy Clarkson. Both of us even tried e-brake slides.
Plus it has Sync.
In GM's newest ad, they want you to believe they paid back all the money they owe. While they may have paid back the federal loans, they are still about $45,300,000,000.00 short of paying back the American people. On top of that is the $20,000,000,000.00 that was wiped in the bankruptcy process. If you can't tell with all those zeros, both numbers are BILLIONS of dollars.
According to David Kiley with AOL: Prior to today's (4/21/2010) announcement, GM owed the U.S. government $4.7 billion and the Canadian government $1.1 billion. The U.S. government invested a total of $50 billion in GM to get the company through bankruptcy. Besides the debt, the U.S. holds $2.1 billion in preferred stock and stock warrants for a total 61% stake. The U.S. also aided GM with more than $20 billion more before the Chapter 11 bankruptcy to keep it afloat, but that money is not expected to be paid back. See the rest of his article here. The Truth About Cars says this.
Don't buy what GM is trying to sell you in this commercial. They still took close to $100,000,000,000.00 from the American people. BUY FORD!
**UPDATED**
Autoblog added this today.