I arrived home to my awaiting family this evening, greeted at the door by my two beautiful boys, kissed by my wife and welcomed home from my long day at work. My wife had prepared the dinner, and all but the meat was ready for consumption. I knew my grilling expertise would be required for the handmade burger patties waiting on a plate. I needed to fire up my barbecue. As I opened the sliding glass door leading to the patio, I hear a scratching noise coming from some boxes. The boxes, left over from the bunk beds we build last weekend for my boys, were stacked against the fence line of the patio. I cautiously approached the boxes, not sure what I was going to find trapped within. I carefully peered into one of the boxes and saw a little bird, which I assumed was unable to fly out due to the narrow walls and the depth of the box it was in.
I decided, in case it was sick or injured to the point of an impending death, I would lift the box over the fence and dump the bird onto the soft bushes on the other side. This would also allow the bird to perch atop the bushes for an easier takeoff, once the shock of the ordeal wore off. What I didn't notice was the large hole at the top of the box, which caused the little bird to fall out of the box and into my arms, and then onto my patio slab. It hopped around the patio, scared and searching for a safe place to hide from me. (Now, I'm not going to lie. I let out a little sound that any good, startled person would emit. Okay, I slightly screamed.)
Nature at its purest
I ran into the house again, this time to tell my family of the little storybook scene unfolding in front of our home. The boys ran to the front window to watch. My wife gently reminded me of my original purpose for going to the patio. I decided to sneak another peak at the reunited baby and its mother, of course, after I started the grill.
As I approached the grill and began to remove its cover, I
Where's Waldo? There are two birds in this picture. Can you find them?
Realizing I needed to cook up some amazing burgers (which I know were amazing because I'm writing this hours after eating them. It's not bragging if it's true), I turned and started the grill. While it warmed and I began to comprehend the horror that will ultimately become those baby birds' last day if they don't get the flying thing down, I realized I'd better go wash my hands before I touch any of the burger patties my wife so lovingly prepared for our dinner, you know, just in case I got bird on me.
I think the moral is clear here. Have a point to your stories or you'll just end it with everyone wanting to wash their hands of you. So good night, and thanks for reading.