July 26, 2008

Who Likes SPAM Anyway?


So here's a story I had to share. The "Spam King", Edward "Eddie" Davidson, a 35 year old man sentenced to 21 months in prison and ordered to pay $714,139 in restitution to the IRS after pleading guilty to falsifying header information to send spam e-mail, tax evasion and criminal forfeiture, escaped from prison with the help of his wife. Eddie later killed his wife and 3 year old daughter.

This is the kind of sad, sad person that sends spam. What a jerk. I can only imagine the wife's shock too. "Hey sweetie I broke you out of prison. What's in it for me?" BANG!!! I mean... that's horrible. The jerk killed his wife and daughter, and shot some other girl in the car. Oh yeah, and then the jerk kills himself, of course.

Seriously, don't send spam. And by all means don't kill your family (or anyone for that matter), especially if they love you enough to help you escape from prison.

Originally found on CrunchGear and MSNBC